in the game of urls you win or you hyphen
you’re telling me mate
From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
let’s all take a moment to be grateful that we are no longer the person we were in 2008
i dont think my parents ever dreamed their kid was growing up to be a depressed sarcastic asshole thats addicted to the internet and has more internet friends than real ones.
I’d happily watch an 8 hour film adaptation of a book if it meant every little book detail was put in it
isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIEND GET AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND
also isn’t it upsetting that your future wife is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who she is she could be lonely or sad or something horrible could be happening to her and oh no now im worried…
isn’t it upsetting that your future 50 cats are literally not born yet