d a r l a

i really kinda dig it

(Source: styles-malik, via troyesivan)


if its not food or a cute boy i probably dont care very much about it

(via cumfort)




Want more facts? Visit the Ultrafacts blog!

The national geographic one gets me all the time.

Reblog just for the last one.



in the game of urls you win or you hyphen

you’re telling me mate

(via pizza)


*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

(via lookingforurlaska)

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im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

(via hotboyproblems)


From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

(via gnarly)


let’s all take a moment to be grateful that we are no longer the person we were in 2008

(via armadillo)


but when did i start saying ‘yo’ unironically

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“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

I will always reblog. 

fuck you Zeus

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i dont think my parents ever dreamed their kid was growing up to be a depressed sarcastic asshole thats addicted to the internet and has more internet friends than real ones.

(via highlyintelligentblonde)


I’d happily watch an 8 hour film adaptation of a book if it meant every little book detail was put in it

(via lookingforurlaska)

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isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIEND GET AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND

also isn’t it upsetting that your future wife is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who she is she could be lonely or sad or something horrible could be happening to her and oh no now im worried…

isn’t it upsetting that your future 50 cats are literally not born yet

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